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20 October 2007

Paris Hilton… Freeze me when I’m dead!

Nidhi:

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The super-rich heiress Paris Hilton has full plans to live for thousands of years and keep terrorizing everyone! Oh yes, I’m serious.

I know most people would be glad to see her draw her last breath as soon as possible but sorry guys that’s not possible because Paris is investing a fortune in the world’s biggest suspended animation cemetery so it can preserve her… along with her pets Chihuahua Tinkerbell and Cinderella and then bring her back to life.

Hilton has purchased shares in the Cryonics Institute in Michigan with hopes that she can be revived in thousands of years’ time when the necessary technology is available.
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